Myth: Jesus died for our sins.
Fact: Jesus just fucking died. Stop trying to make him a Messiah. It didn't work then. It won't work now.
Fact: Jesus just fucking died. Stop trying to make him a Messiah. It didn't work then. It won't work now.
Myth: the Koran preaches violence.
Fact: hardheaded camel herders with hard-ons for carnage twisted the words of the Prophet (PBUH).
Fact: hardheaded camel herders with hard-ons for carnage twisted the words of the Prophet (PBUH).
Myth: the Ten Commandments are rules to live by.
Fact: they were rules for CERTAIN people. Don't covet thy neighbour's wife, go get one from the other side of the river. Don't kill your people, just kill everyone else.
Fact: they were rules for CERTAIN people. Don't covet thy neighbour's wife, go get one from the other side of the river. Don't kill your people, just kill everyone else.
Myth: Lucifer made Eve eat the Apple.
Fact: Eve made her own goddamn choice, fuck you very much.
Fact: Eve made her own goddamn choice, fuck you very much.
Myth: the evil Angels were pushed out of Heaven.
Fact: the self-aware Angels left of their own accord.
Fact: the self-aware Angels left of their own accord.
Myth: religion is hard and evil and terrible for the world.
Fact: suck my left one. Both of them, in fact.
Fact: suck my left one. Both of them, in fact.
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